Went on a date with an awesome guy. And then he told me he worked for Deloitte

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I love you OP

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Wait is this actually a thing? My GF is a teacher and I couldn't care less. Higher dual income would of course be nice, but picking the person you date based on which consulting firm they're at? This is some next level shit right here lol

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Did you wake up with nearly no recollection of what happened in a bathtub of ice missing a kidney too?

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You sound fat.

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So then you sent him your resume immediately.

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Did he leave halfway through the dinner and have someone from Accenture come in and finish the date correctly?

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Was actually going to defend D on this... until D1 made a typical D comment.

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@D5 You have 250,000 employees and we have 5,000. Whose consultants are more valuable?

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Deloitte folks are freaking out . Lol

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Must have been a lot of open mouth chewing...deal breaker

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😂

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Deloitte is too easy to trigger

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@D2 must have touched a nerve...I just look at the D behavior here and conclude that holds true in other social settings

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@D2 meet D3 nah mean?

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Sounds like a keeper, OP.

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If Deloitte didn't react to shit posts like this, they would stop. It is some kind of odd mix between pride and an inferiority complex.

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Trollllll

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Well weren't you thirsty

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@Bain whatever let's you sleep at night 😊 (awkward Deloitte smile)

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Fact check - your total revenue is half of our total profit 🤣🤣🤣

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I just took a job with Deloitte and I'm not a douchebag 😬 plenty of nice people at all firms, you just have to find your group

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