What corporate jargon makes you physically cringe every time you hear it? 😬

Does anyone here know where to find hourly recruitment/sourcing roles (10/15 hours per week maximum)? Anyone works at a compnay and looking to have a temporary sourcer building their talents pools and pipelines?

^ that's 7 spots in a day.

Democrats plan, just a taste.

Any one ever used a career counselor service before? If so what was your experience with them? Did you find it beneficial to your own career transition? And which companies would you recommend? Or if you hated it or think it was a waste of time I'd like to hear that too and why🙂.

Just looking for some tips and advice, any help is appreciated 🙂.

Anyone here from LPA and willing to talk or give insights into the company, projects and current situation?

Not much to be found online.

Hi guys,

I recently moved to Canada from the US and I'm looking for a job. I have 6 years of experience in Cyber Security working at EY US and Accenture India.

Please let me know if you can help me in anyway.

Anyone can help to get referred for roles in Barclays Bank? (For Mumbai and Pune location)

Do you have advice for making industry connections as a fairly anti-social introvert?

SM pay at Deloitte's M&A consulting practice?

I just started a new job and am about to be 36. I want to start a family but I feel like I should be waiting due to this new job. However I don’t want to miss out. I’m thinking about freezing my eggs

Curious to know what salary Social Media Managers are making in the NYC area. Interviewing for management roles and here comes the dreaded convos for desired compensation.

How much of a pay cut are you willing to take to (hopefully) re-find purpose in your job?

My Context: work in tech, company has HQ in the Bay but I live in Canada. Single, no kids, 1 mortgage, no debts.

TC: ~200k USD (60% base / 40% equity). I put very low effort, completely disengaged and unmotivated, with anxiety building up. Don’t like the company, but very few companies can match where I live

I’m being offered ~110k to work more, better title, fun project and company

What’s your story?

Hi Folks,

After the HR discussion, how many days it will take to receive the offer letter please. As of now status is showing undee consideration in the portal.

I’d cut out all interaction with Chinese establishments (no takeout /dim sum, no mani/pedi, no Panda Express) the past month, looks like I need to stay clear of Koreans as well! #sorrynotsorry

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

I was in the office (pre-c19) on the Friday after thanksgiving so I could get some stuff done while it was empty. A peer Director was also there and asked me for help with something. I helped him a for while, then he said, “this is really helpful, I have to go to an all team meeting for 30 minutes, but could we finish after that?” Me: “an all team meeting today?” Him: “yeah, I always schedule an all team meeting on days like this so people can’t pretend to wfh when they are really on pto.” smh 🤦‍♂️

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

On a Zoom call:
Colleague A: *begins talking*
Colleague B: *begins talking at the the same time as A*
Colleague B: "I'm sorry, A. Go ahead"
Colleague B: (said with much attitude) "No, B. You go ahead. I'm sure what you have to say is more important anyhow."
Everyone else on the call: *Stunned silence....*

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️