What do you think my team would think of me if they knew I’m banging out bicep curls next to my desk on remote days? I’m doing a good professional job - nothing but accolades - but, it’s just occurring while I’m building up these puppies *kisses bicep*

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Would an incel be able to do this? *kisses bicep*

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This post reeks of incel

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Either they already know you do, or you have a lot of work to do.

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They’d think you’re all show and no go because anyone who has moved around heavy weight knows you should be focusing on your triceps during meetings, not biceps.

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I promise you that they do not care. At all. Not even a little.

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It’s incredibly selfish of you not to be sharing your gains. You should be doing it on camera.

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They’d say “what a super cool dude. This cool guy really brings the cool to cooltown.”

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A real winner would be focusing on perfecting their compound lifts like squats, clean and jerks, or deads.

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Go off King/Queen! Let them know. Assert dominance. Then profit.

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If you can’t refrain during meetings, you might have a problem and don’t focus too hard on the glamor muscles

No way! You’ve got to flex in meetings somehow.

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“Nothing but accolades” 👌🏼

Be sure to buy tshirts that are 1-2 sizes too small to accentuate those 24” pythons

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