What's the slowest or most bureaucratic part of your job? When I got home tonight I had a message from my boss letting me know that all of the posters I made, printed, and distributed today will need to be collected, remade, and redistributed tomorrow because the date on them is wrong. No sense reminding her that I doubled checked the date WITH HER three times before I printed, right?

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This is how we felt at my local library trying to get approved for an event. We sent the paperwork in twice, they lost it twice, so eventually we just sent someone down to the office to do it in person!

This is so typical of the government. I’ll bet you that someone else changed the date and told your boss but she didn’t tell you.

Recently retired military, rehired as a government civilian at the same base (different position), and I have the joy of getting to accomplish the exact same training modules I had already done before but now I have a new email so they don’t transfer over…

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