Working on a proposal with a bunch of senior leaders is like going to a strip club with 8 dudes, except you’re gay, the designated driver, and also paying for everything 😑

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And you’re the lap dancer as well.

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i thought you'd say "except, you're the stripper"

You're already senior leader, Mr director.

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