Zoom call drinking game:

Heavy lift: 1 drink
Fire drill: 1 drink
Longest pole in the tent: 3 drinks
Learning opportunity: Give notice

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Longest pole in the tent sounds like something from sexual harassment training

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We can take this offline - jump off balcony

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Damnit, I missed one!

Who has the pen and any other variation that pretends we are out here drafting docs like they are the Declaration of Independence.

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Had a client today ask, “wait… so after we send the doc back to them, they get to mark it up again…. Do we get another turn?” Like it’s a high school debate competition

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I’ve only heard it twice before, hence the larger drink number. I think it means the same as “heaviest lift”. Generally used by older attorneys

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I think it’s supposed to be “holding up” like keeping the matter alive (like the pole holding up the tent) not “holding up” like delaying the matter from closing lol. But does not surprise me that it’s gotten bastardized from original intent.

Heard “open kimono” recently as a phrase for transparency. Pretty gross on several levels. Drank til I felt less dirty.

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Yeah I’ve heard this a few times. And I hate it each time.

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Yeah tf is longest pole in the tent??

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Tell me you’ve never worked for a travelling circus without telling me you’ve never worked for a travelling circus.

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Would end up having 5 drinks on any given call

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