All this talk about layoffs. I thought it would be funny to imagine the person making the layoff calls/meetings to find themselves laid off

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What, like a partner?! Haha. I wish more of them had accepted early retirement!

It happens. Lay off all the people below you and who do you think is next?

Yup. You get some extra severance to stay on to make the calls.

And I’m Ron Burgundy?

How do you think internal operations people feel daily?

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