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Ahh get a second job. Thanks Wired.

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I too work at that agency.
Chief
Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
I take a new business brief and close my eyes while assigning out desk research to answer questions we won’t actually use ahead of ‘landing the brief’ based on the loudest persons opinion.
I convince people to give my company money because they like how I look and sound.
British accident = when I accidentally use a british accent when talking to clients
I did my timesheets.
Rising Star
I take whatever fresh perspective mid and senior creatives have and force it into a tired concept with dated humor. Oh wait sorry, that’s what l’ll do when I’m a CCO.
I wake up every morning and take my anti-anxiety medication. Then I apply to jobs on LinkedIn that likely have thousands of applicants I’m in competition with.
Throughout the day, I slowly go through my savings paying bills and eating leftovers.
I reach out to people I know too, and lots of people I don’t know, but no one has jobs and many are in the same or similar situations.
I speak to friends and family in the afternoon for support. Provide love and support to my mentally and physically handicapped son.
About 3-5 times a week I exercise since I have the time.
Watch some TV while looking for any job postings I might’ve missed.
Got to bed, but lie there in the dark flipping through shorts on YouTube and other social media for an inappropriate amount of time.
We have almost the same day, except for me it’s my dying mother and talking to family about it. This is life, I suppose
I turn complicated marketing messages into simple ones. Then, collaborate with internal and external stakeholders to finesse the message until it’s complicated again.
Also, over the course of the week, I turn anywhere between 2-200 PowerPoint templates into strategic sales strategies with anywhere between 3-300 slides.
I take the creative brief, say I approve it, then come me back with my own idea that neither meets the brief or business objectives but might get me awards
I keep my team sharp and on their toes by constantly screwing up and being a huge b1tc# (not every day though; they need the element of surprise)
Pro
I convert word docs into mp3s and send them off to radio stations.
I sit back and watch a boomer who failed up to CD way too early and stayed there way too long come up new and creative ways to call things “gay” and “retarded” because he gleefully voted for the right to do so.
*REICH to do so, sorry
I wash my hands after every bath room visit to allow the company to keep humming
Look at things that make me feel existential dread
I struggle to ignore emails and messages long enough to fix the mistakes in the work my team does.