Believable excuses to tell your manager why you can't come into work when you're actually interviewing for jobs?

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I’m probably in the minority, but I actually encourage my people to tell me when they’re looking and try to offer coaching and support through their search. It’s unrealistic to believe that we are all going to retire from the first place we work after college. Funnily enough, the first place I worked doesn’t even exist anymore. I understand that some work situations are toxic and transparent communication between team members is strained at best. I’m sorry that seems to be the case here. If there’s someone you trust and can confide in, it might be worth talking to them about why you’re leaving and what you’re looking to do next. Everyone (including you, even if it doesn’t feel that way now) wants to part on good terms. Our professional world is too small not to be kind whenever we have the chance.

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You should always be your first priority. No one you work with will ever care about you or your career as much as you. Have the job offer in hand.

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Dentist appointment is perfect. Follow up appointment for a cavity for the second interview.

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This is brilliant. 🤣

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Doctor, always

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Say it's something awful that they'd never think you were lying about. Hemorrhoids, crabs, menstrual cramps, etc. The more gory details the better.

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You can’t work from home?

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I usually say the "stomach flu" because no one wants to question that.

I just said "I can't be here Monday"

lol, sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays. - office space

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