Can anyone help me take the one ring to Mordor?

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Just ask Gandalf to summon an eagle and save all of us a lot of time.

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Just have the ghosts from under the mountain kill everything in Mordor and then just casually walk in at your leisure and drop it in the volcano.

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Can we use SALY to get there?

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You have my bow

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And my axe!

I’ll take the ring for you. No problem. ;)

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