Can whoever redesigned the new teams emojis be fired, fined or something?

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Theyre literally so creepy.

@microsot, please PIP the Teams product manager

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Yes! WTF are theseee 😡

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Cutie

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Bring back Clippy FFS!

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They’re cute

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True

I know right

They are honestly a bit creepy

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When will they add🥵 to their shortlist of emojis? That is the only one I really need in my everyday work.

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Curious, how do you know if you’re working at PwC? Client environment?

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I no longer work there luckily

You all have too much time on your hands, back to work.

Big Billy is working hard there designing these and he is hurt from your disapproval

Lol! Now I feel creepy when I send a smiley face

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