No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.
Took a kid from my college out to coffee for recruiting and he ordered a small coffee cuz he didn't know what the cap was. Made him reorder
Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁
There were suprisingly a good amount of hot and probably virile guys on my flight. If men can get pregnant by getting eye-f*cked from head to toe, I would be a proud parent of many many children.
Does anyone else ponder having a child to get a "break" from work? #desperatetimescausefordesperatemeasures
this baby next to me kept smiling at me every time she woke me up from my sleep in the plane. I just couldn't get mad at her innocent smiley face. 😀 #littlethingsinlife
Tough guy sitting next to me randomly asks me if the kid who is salsa dancing on the NBC show little big shots on AA , is going to grow up to be gay !! #speechless #texasstereotyping #shakesmyhead
Started informally mentoring a kid from alma mater last fall and he got an offer today in this recruiting cycle. He's super excited. Now I'm feeling guilty of being a kool-aid drinker. FML
Once upon a time, a young manchild sprinkled baby powder on his gelled hair to make it look 'sexier'. 😖 #randommondaythoughts
When a kid sits next to you on the airplane and won't stop sneezing or squirming in his chair!!!! 😡😒😒
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In our meeting today..."Maybe you guys could tone down the sarcasm a bit..." Response from Staff: "There's no kill switch for awesome." That kid has success written all over him.
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Where is a new build???
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Nice! The post animation looks good!
Maybe we should implement something like automatic posts refresh? I got a notification about "someone like mypost" but it isn't displaying at the post title...
McKinsey or Uptake?
Shady or not? Met someone on dating app. Made no mention of having a kid until first date. Nothing in profile about being a parent etc. said it's because they wouldn't get any dates if they had.
Just got on the bench and I’m really considering trying to transfer to AFS. I have a puppy and my last role was remote so it was easy to be with him but I don’t want to get on a traveling project...
Has US closed border for Indian nationals as well...hearing news like some folks on business visa has been denied access...I am travelling tonight and getting stressed...
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