Hear ye, hear ye! I hereby summon the noble partners of DPW to gather 'round the sacred conference table. The time has come to bestow upon our deserving ranks a summer bonus that will make the Milbank bonus look like pocket change! Let the spreadsheets sing, the calculators hum, and the bank accounts rejoice as we plot a bonus so grand, it will be whispered about in hushed tones for summers to come. Approval is but a formality—let the extravagance begin!

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$35,000 for seniors would be nice.

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I'm playing A3. We all suck at our jobs

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Definitely feels good to make light of the situation.

Did you ask ChatGPT to write this?

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