Hello everyone in the Elon Musk universe! 🚀
We’re part of the incredible team pushing the boundaries at one of his game-changing companies whether it’s accelerating sustainable energy with Tesla, launching humanity to the stars via SpaceX, unlocking the universe’s secrets at xAI (with Grok getting even smarter every day) rewiring brains at Neuralink, or digging tunnels to revolutionize travel with The Boring Company. Wishing you all a fantastic energizing Happy Sunday ☀️ @

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Great idea to post here! Your scammy, hard-sell lure and fake liking of your own post is definitely cringe-worthy!

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I see scams on this app every day

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Ok Grok, whatever you say 👍

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Is this why you posted in the LinkedIn Cringe bowl??

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ffs I live within walking distance of the unasked for Boring *tunnel in Nashville. You can pack up your things and leave. You are not wanted here

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To be fair, it does help add an extra billionaire's touch of mantle destabilization that the fracking just doesn't seem to include. While you really only need the hard metals and corrosive material taste profiles in your drinking water, but now you get the tears of laughter from the billionaires too!

Let’s start with a hello.
Then we’ll talk about the environment.
I need to get away from.
Being needy.

I’m not a shoe in. I’m nearly ready when I have overlooked everything. Plain paralysis. Playing it safer than the safety net.

I’m not going back to make it any easier for me.
I anticipate being seen as all the self security that is involved with being anything but.

If it’s not right for the people involved, it’s not wrong, it’s just not the way it works out.
I don’t think I’m owed anything. I don’t know why cynical and sarcastic, self deprecation is my default response.

A form of ironic defensive selfishnes? It’s not like me to be a rude prose exposé or a caricatured self.

I think, I thought, and overthinking is the overwhelmed left out of understatements. It’s not about the destination or the desire at this point.

I’m a writer. If I were to be in business, there would be a few other words I would use besides booming.

Ask and you will master your style upfront.
• Keep showing up and you pick up the next stepping stone.
• The Ground is greatest when you grow, the shoes left behind need not be filled.
• I was here. I had a viewpoint, and it’s been changing since I learned to leave it.

The overlap of timelines. We existed. We do. Thank You.

Compliments to the Chief and his bison that make this existence possible.

Remain Well Written. Stay Well Read.
- Darren J. Carreño

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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