Liquidating my entire 401k today and putting it all into ETH. Will update this thread when I’m rich

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Seems like a solid plan.

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This is cute

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Show us a screenshot of the transaction lol

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I liquidated my entire 401k today and ate all the dollar bills. Let’s see how much I grow it by tomorrow morning. I will come back once I have shit load of money

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The 10% early withdrawal fee will be recouped within the next few months. Eth is going to 10x from here. Don’t say I didn’t warn you

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A few K

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Need evidence, post a pic or it didn’t happen.

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You’ve got bigger 🥜’s than most

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How much are we talking? And why would you want to pay the penalty to cash out of 401k. I'm invested in ETH but only with excess cash. I suggest you do the same.

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Lfg

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Did you start a new job and have 5$ in this 401k

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Yes and with pwc contribution I had $7

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Hit trading max for today

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Really think ETH is going below 2k. This is too early to lump sum all that...

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I salute you brother. I wish I was in ETH with you but I got liquidated and I’m covering margin now on stonks. I hope you make it rich before I get remotely breakeven (when I breakeven ETH will prob be $4300, BTC $60K)

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I will not join you in your journey, but a big part of me wants to see you post back here in nine months with a ten figure account, on your way to early retirement. Vaya con dios.

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Yolo is the way to go. You will be a billionaire

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I will once I receive the check

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Alright, state some rationales why are you doing this, Mr. pro accountant, and let's see you are not trying to play us for nothing...

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It’s not my job to convince you of anything. Do your own research and make your own decisions

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I’m saving this post so I can follow your legendary journey

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PLS is going to make ETH look silly. Gas fees too high.

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Up 6% in the last 10 hours. Not bad

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