I guess they must have fired all the writers, too.

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I bet elon himself wrote this. That twat.

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Trump is moonlighting

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Nah. The App Store algorithm reads left to right and right to left simultaneously. It awards a higher app ranking based on the number of keywords used and the amount repetition. It’s why so many app descriptions read terribly.

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I’m sorry but there is no excuse for this stroke of a sentence -

“Get Twitter Blue for $7.99/month if you sign up now Blue checkmark: Power to the people: Your account will get a blue checkmark, just like the celebrities…”

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Death by double colon

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