I need to break up with my girlfriend. I care about her a lot as a person, and the idea of causing her pain makes me feel physically ill. Still, it just isn’t the right fit and it needs to end. It’s like she’s picking up on this, and she’s starting being incredibly passive aggressive. I’ve honestly been trying to wait until some really chaotic family stuff (for her) eases up. This is torture, and if it’s torture for me I can’t imagine what it is for her. She sees a future that I just don’t.

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I’ve been here. What you need to do is stop working out and really pack on the pounds. Eat like a slob, don’t shower as often and start smoking. She’ll be disgusted with you and end it. It’s not for everyone, but it worked for me.

Good luck.

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Bold strategy cotton. My advice would be to dump and then get jacked. Far easier that way.

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Ok friend, listen. I am a veteran at this.

You have to make mental and logistical preparations to reduce the chance that you’ll chicken out or be manipulated by tears or a guilt trip.

Do a variant of ‘It’s not you, it’s me.’ Do NOT blame her, or point out any flaws. Even if she begs or cries. Even if she picks a fight.

Or this will happen: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qQi3_PpYzIM

YOU TAKE THAT SHIT ON THE CHIN LIKE A MAN AND SAY NOTHING BACK. Do I have to repeat myself? No matter what names she calls you, no matter how hard she cries, you just take it and say nothing. You can do this. Once she calms down, say something like ‘I have to go now. This is for the best. I am sorry.’ Don’t be mean, ever. Be caring. Then get the hell out.

You have to be detached from your heart. You have a mission. Rip that bandaid off. It will be hard, I know. But you have to follow through.

Have a trusted male friend to lean on. Tell him, ‘Okay im gonna break up with my GF at 8. I need you to have my back and make sure i wont chicken out. Please call me at 9 to make sure i did it.’

Block her phone number. Block her on Facebook, Instagram, whatever. Download a browser plugin and block pages with her name on it.

I know what you’re thinking. You’re worried about what she or her friends would think. GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF. You’re breaking up. It’s over. You’re doing this for the benefit of both of you.

She will desperately try to contact you within the first month. If she’s normal, it will be just once. If she’s unstable, this is where you have to watch out for boiled rabbits. Lean on your male friend to help you tough out this turbulent time.

It will take 3 months to get over the initial pain and vulnerability, if you cut all contact. If you write even one damn text or look at her social media just once, it resets the clock. But if you last the 3 months, one day you’ll wake up and everything will be fine. And she’ll be fine, too.

Good luck, and godspeed.

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Senior Consultant 2 brings up setting things in motion. Glad this was brought up.

This could be good for people who have some breakup experience and decent willpower.

But OP has low willpower (feels guilt easily) and is a newbie (said he’s only been the dump-ee, never the dump-ER).

If OP sends a text or calls saying he needs to talk, the girlfriend will ask Why. Then OP will weakly attempt to dodge the reason. OP is too inexperienced. The girlfriend will drag out a conversation about the breakup over text or on the call.

This will trap OP and make the breakup less likely to follow through. A man behind his phone is no match for a woman behind her phone. She’ll obliterate him.

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I feel like you are my boyfriend writing this hoping I would see it so you didn’t have to start the convo, please confirm if so

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I am not your boyfriend. I promise. My girlfriend is a teacher.

If you wait a few months a new problem could come along that will make you want to wait "just a little longer". And another and another. You haven't been together for that long at all. Don't flatter yourself in thinking this girl's life hinges on you. Also, how would you feel if you found out that someone had been lying next to you for the past 6 months knowing they were going to break up with you? It's like lying.

Why don't you see a future with this person?

Is it because you can't really muster the energy to help navigate the situation she's dealing with, added to whatever covid stresses you have? Or just simpler long term incompatibilities?

If the horse is dead — get off.
You are only torturing both of you, there is also nothing worse than seeing how the person os falling out of love w you — she doesn’t deserve that. End it and move on, there will never be a “right” time. After 3 hours of someone breaking up with me I met the first love of my life. You might be doing them a big favor.

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