If you were bullied physically by MMA at work, would the bully be fired immediately?

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I mean, how can you fire 70% of Deloitte?

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Or 90%?

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Wait are u getting head locked at work? 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

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Neck cranks and guillotine chokes are pretty effective at all mma levels, which would qualify as headlocks

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The person bullying you is trained in MMA? Sounds painful 🤕

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What’s MMA!

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Mixed martial arts

As a BJJ brown belt I can advise you on some gyms around your area to up your grappling game and then take the bully down.

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You would likely need proof to avoid a finger pointing scenario

You thinking about bullying some people at work this week?

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