Just saw this in a job description: “This role is critical to further building and executing on our ambitious global digital strategy, with a particular emphasis on identifying compelling feel-good digital propositions to build greater relationships with our customers, and inturn driving additional value out of our active loyalty customers for our system and franchisees. A big area of focus will be on supporting our the team developing our next gen loyalty plan and partnership strategy. “

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Wow dream job alert 🚨

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✅ astronaut

✅ ball player

✅ compelling feel-good digital propositions

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Glad to hear they’ve identified focus areas

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Impressive run on sentence and typo there. They completely admit to not being ‘data driven’ at least, as opposed to all these liars that claim they make data driven decisions. In reality, everyone wants a ‘feel good’ storyteller as opposed to a tactful delivery of the truth.

So many truly head-slap job descriptions. Who is writing these? They are so broadly expansive and downright infuriating.

Insecure MBAs who think jargon equals intellect

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