Me, on holiday on the Mediterranean with my American accent... ☀️🏖🍹
Locals: 😳😷😬

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I don’t get it, can you explain?

It in itself may not be funny, it might be downright depressing/tragic how the rest of the world now sees us--but humor can be made from just about anything. You don't really need humor explained to you, right? You're just looking to argue for some reason.

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Why did you call it “on holiday” if you are American? Pretty sure the locals are not fond of you because you’re an imposter.

I’m British, I live in Germany, but I have a full-on American accent as I grew up there.

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