My dudes. I love love love my kids, but between the hours of midnight and 6am you could convince me of a trade.

likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

They still little? Mine sleep like the dead.

Or you just dreaming of a fantasy life where you wake up at 7am with nothing but a quiet cup of coffee and a newspaper in front of you? Because same.

like

4 & 1 both are on sleep strike. I find myself going “uggghhhh you’re f’ing lucky you look like me”

funny

Agreed. The time switch has made it worse for me. They wake up earlier and refuse to leave me alone till I feed them. They are like little adorable terrorists.

like

I remind myself that I’m going to miss this when they’re teenagers 😆

I'll trade you... My 7 year old still comes into our room every night, jumps in between my wife and I, and proceeds to kick me in my side until I get out of bed and move to her room...

Related Posts

She fell in love with a consultant and...

Post Photo
funnylike

My mom has been sick for nearly a week now (fever, fatigue, nausea) but isn't able to get help or tested because she doesn't have respriatory symptoms...yet. Our numbers are definitely underreported.

likesmart

Enough work for today, Dad. Let’s snuggle.

Post Photo
like

Wife has domestic charges and now wants me to leave the home? Have a new project starting up soon. Wife wants to mediate separation agreement soon until her criminal case is resolved. Advice?

Has anyone else had fears of marrying the wrong person or making a mistake? Like you are mostly sure, but still get nervous?

like

For those with successful second marriages, what advice do you have for someone recently divorced (1st marriage)?

like

Anyone else dealing with emotional trauma that is bubbling back up thanks to all the free time we have to think about shit endlessly? Or the fact that frustrating family brings up stuff, but since they are now 80% of your human interaction, it's a lot more overwhelming? How are you dealing with it?

like

Comforting others:
When someone tells me bad news regarding their health, I say everything I am supposed to say (I’m sorry to hear that, I’m here for you, etc) EXCEPT “everything is going to be ok”. Because I can’t guarantee that and I really don’t know if everything is going to be ok. I was taken aback recently when a friend told me I am calloused and cold-hearted for not being able to say those words. Is she right? Should I start saying this for the purposes of providing comfort only??

like

Are the ideas that hit you right away ever better than the ideas that come through hours of banging your head against the wall with your partner?

like

Anyone here 40s never married, no kids?

like

Any other lonely social workers in here? I mean a lot to some of the people on my caseload but that's about it. Don't have any family near me and it's hard to make friends with non-SW's mostly just because I'm too tired after work to want to do much. Do you spend most of your time alone or is your social time self care for you? Just feel like I don't have a support system!

like

Do you tell your boss you’re going through a breakup? I’m phoning it in and obviously going to be camera off for awhile.

like

Why do we always tell people “Be the best version of yourself before starting a relationship?”
I feel this is wrong…first, if you’re someone who constantly wants to be better, this doesn’t work. Also, what happens when you’re going through things and you’re not the best version? What happens is…the going gets tough and then one person leaves the other.

like

This is a question about friendships. Two friends got into a really bad fight this past weekend. They have each asked me to hang out this weekend. What do I do? I don’t want to have to choose sides. One is a friend I’ve known a little longer and has been a good friend and so she would feel betrayed and angry if she knew I were still friends with her now-enemy. The other I’ve known less longer, but we seem more compatible. Advice??

like

Tis the season...
Anyone else have a love/hate relationship with NOAA?

Post Photo
like

I travel Mon thru Thurs and then stay at my bf's apt thurs night thru Sunday. I'm never at my own apt but still pay expensive NYC rent. Should I move in with him? I feel like I'm wasting money on rent

like

Who is the one that "Got Away". I feel like they show his mom in every episode saying "Don't let her go" and "bring her home".

like

Anyone want to bar crawl the beltline tonight? I moved here during the pandemic and have no friends around

like

Has anyone quit their job because of a relationship? I started my job 3 months ago and now my employer wants me to move to NY. The thing is, I fell in love during the pandemic with a friend that I have known for 3 years. It's frustrating since I know I could continue my job from home. I would honestly quit my job and wouldn't mind the job search again.

like

I was devastated when I realized I had to cut my twin sister and even my mom to some degree out of my life in order to have peace of mind. It makes me sad I feel better without their burdens. ☹️

likehelpful

More Posts

Does anyone know what the onboarding process is like at K&L Gates? I start in a few weeks and I'm curious.

like

What’s your current billable rate and salary?

like

What is the increment you got this cycle 2021-2022 in persistent

like

Currently looking for remote marketing positions available! I am a fast learner and very eager to jump into the field. I have a marketing and operations background with a willingness to learn. My resume is readily available and I am open for all opportunities!

like

Are the ideas that hit you right away ever better than the ideas that come through hours of banging your head against the wall with your partner?

like

Just restarted stimulants and already I'm dealing with twitches again. Does anyone else get these? No type of pain or anything just every once and a while my body will twitch strongly. Afterward I feel normal, but it's a bit annoying, and I can't control it at all which is a little disconcerting. Don't remember this from when I took stimulants as a kid, but it's been a while.

like

Looking for remote entry level business analyst positions! If you or anyone you know is hiring, please let me know.

Do you always need an MBA to get into MBB?

likefunny

Is this an OK watch for wearing with a mid blue suit, chili shoes on a wedding? Budget is $400 max until I can afford a Nomos :(

Post Photo
like

Hello,

I work in Accenture for Microsoft as an Incident Manager role. How can I secure a job in Microsoft directly and get a role with my current experience in Incident Management?

Open for suggestions 😊

like

What do you or your firm do to provide first class service?

like

Anyone from the states did a deployment here through work? Any advise on how to go about it?

like

Does JP Morgan email the initial offer after final interview or does the recruiter call?

like

Hi Fishes.I have a H1B petition and about to get visa stamped.Petition vid for another 1 year .I need to know can Visa be transferred after interview to new employer without cancelling the Visa by current employer?

like

Hi folks. Is Apisero good to join at 8.5 LPA for 2.3 YoE? Any advice?

Let's say through a combination of aggressive saving, high income, and savvy investments, I manage to save several million by the time I'm 40.

If at that time I decided to pursue my passion and go to law school so that I can be an affordable attorney for worthy causes, will my age hold me back from getting into law school?

likeupliftinghelpful
like

Hi fishes,

How much should be asking ctc in czech republic for telecom Billing solution designer role.
YOE : 10
Skill set : Oracle BRM

like

Hi Guys,
My current CTC is 4.5 LPA including variable. STACK: Java Spring Boot Microservis,Rest, Hibernate
I cleaned
IBM ,Tata Consultancy interview.
How much I can ask for 2.5 yoe.
Just offere Negotiation is pending
Could you please suggest me

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal