Oh no, it looks like a really scandalous confessions thread got unsurprisingly taken down!

Well, I have this mini ballad to share in rememberable of a great holiday scandal thread:

Oh kpmg girl, is it the look in your eyes or my **** in your mouth, who cares baby, I think I want to marry you

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Did she realize she didn't actually "hold any cards"?

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Well I did agree w the comment that said wait until she finds out how little sway managing directors have

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No way! It’s gone?!

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What was the thread? I missed it. 😞

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An associate(?) at kpmg bragging about blowing a MD while he was on a zoom call with the team, how he plans to lie to his wife about an urgent client meeting on NYE so they can hook up again, and how this affair will get her an early promotion

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So if it got taken down, does that mean the KPMG partner is lurking in these bowls? 🤔

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SA1, that was CapGemini

👀 oh my

Rememberable? That's a weird autocorrect.

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