Omg technology is going to take my job. I just discovered you can move text from one slide to another without re-typing it and my anxiety is through the roof. I used to spend hours manually transferring bullet points. Since Microsoft released this “copy/paste,” it takes three seconds. If this "clipboard" tech takes off, what is actually left for us to do? This is probably what’s tanking Accenture’s stock price. Is anyone else freaking out?

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Wait until this guy learns about "undo"

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Or F4

You guys are too young to remember the schizophrenic Windows 95 or the robotic Windows NT. Looking for LAN ports in conference rooms and bringing your own Ethernet cable everywhere.

OP, wait till you discover wireless internet.

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Wait what's this eithermet malarkey. And what's wrong with 10base2?

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Glad to know we have FB bots among our 25,000 agents

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It builds the baseline upon which advisory work can be conducted: can you automate or lean out certain types of helpdesk tickets? are you spend on the same widget across multiple sites without a global agreement? do you have 8 types of software that all do the same thing across sites?

Try the paint!

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Just wait until CTR+D takes over the world!

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Software tools are fundamentally different than AI. If our profession exists in 5 years. It’s going to look very different

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The paperclip that talks to you on your screen is a lot of help

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I think we’re headed for a step change increase in white collar unemployment in the next 3-10 years. AI is not copy+paste.

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I getchu McK. Thank you for the comedy tonight.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

no way what happen to the paint brush icon

Yeah, all those people formerly in typing pools got great jobs once they were laid off.

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