Praying to the pumpking on mischief night that a carton of eggs is tossed and a roll of TP is strewn about my bosses residence. One carton and a roll for every comp I was asked to make on Friday to have ready for this Monday. I haven’t left my house since Friday.

Thank you pumpking.

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