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Realizing you have zero skills and no experience when applying for other jobs... Are there any jobs out there in PowerPoint design?!

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1. Learn. 2. Out of the five shit you learned - pick 2 you like. 3. Try to get projects on the two shits you picked. 4. Work hard ; get promoted. 5. Leave to the industry that gives you the most money on either of the two shits you previously chose. You're welcome

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...you do pay attention to what you're putting in the deck, right?

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