"sir do you mind moving your bag under your seat so I can take the bin space"

"sorry man I'm 6' 3", there's plenty of space back there"

"I'm 6' 2", care to go to hell?"

" you bet"

Southwest man.

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Ah ok, I got the actors mixed up...I thought you were the one who put the bag in the bin. I applaud you then

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If I have one bag, it’s going in overhead and I’m taking the extra leg space. If you come in with two bags and want me to sacrifice leg space cause you didn’t check a bag and only putting one at your feet, screw off. By saying otherwise you are valuing your time saved waiting for a check bagged at arrival over my extra space.

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I usually Take the bag out and hand it to the person while I put my roller board up and the fake attempt to put it back in

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D4 - Yeah. It’s a fantasy to think you’d be able to do anything about it. Best case you press your attendant button so he/she can tell you the same thing.

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D4, I’d like to take your bag down. When and where’s your next flight?

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Boom

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Lol D4 I’m with you. Everyone else is just mouthing off by the side of their neck

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Just so we are all clear...I board before all of you; I put both my roller and my briefcase in the overhead; I’m sitting in first; and I bet I know the crew better than you...So, when you get your panties all wedged and I call the FA to ask for her help...I bet my BAGS stay right where they are and they gate check yours...,

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Sorry P1, but you really can’t joke around with your self importance when you are a business owner at the top of a pyramid, with near limitless power over other people’s careers. Sorry I’m not someone willing to kiss the ring (or the ass) to make you feel better about yourself.

If anyone on my team said the same about me, wouldn’t you be telling me to take the feedback and learn?

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Settle down D4, you’d say thank you when I handed you your bag

D4, forget about pulling your bag off the overhead bin...I will rip you out of your seat and pull you right off the flight united airlines style

No one said anything about first - I’m a big believer that us plebs in the back have no right to the first class bins until right before they close the door, if at all

P1 showing off!

You guys do realize P1 is joking right?

D1, there’s an inverse correlation to douchyness and ability to sense humor and sarcasm. Unfortunately, there’s way more of the former ability than the latter in here which is why I almost never post to anything other than the Partner One bowl...

And D1, do you realize that partners that show up here and crack jokes like that are just letting the world know that they have 0 EQ?

M1, as was said at the top...you, sir, are an asshat

I’m here for P1👀. Y’all was all big and bad until P1 stepped in and now he’s the bad guy. Wow. Tell me more.

M1, I’m going to do what I would tell you in the situation if you thought you were right: own it...you’re still an asshat in my book

P1, feel like I already owned it when I said I was thrilled I don’t work in your firm (since I’m pretty sure the Ps in P1 work at big 4), but thanks for the advice
Also appreciate the willingness to engage and understand what someone is trying to say rather than regressing back to ad hominem comments. You’ve done a great job disproving my 0 EQ comment.

Dear d4, you’re a chump.

Love m3

Ohhh, Partner 1 coming in big swinging!!

P1, do you have a lambo to go with that 1st class ticket and Napoleon complex?

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