There was once this intern from Bain that I wanted to connect with when I just started my undergrad. After sending a connect request, he finally responded after a few months and so I tried to schedule a coffee or call with him. He told me he was very busy, and instead of simply saying that, he gave me the link to an hour long INTERVIEW HE DID WITH A CLUB AT HIS SCHOOL. The audacity 😂😂

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

There was once this intern from Bain
Who was incredibly vain
I sent a request
He denied by behest
So now I am posting in pain

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I'm being the change I wish to see in this world

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At first I thought you posted a limerick:

“There was once an intern from Bain...”

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Fixed it 🙂

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Gotta admire the hustle in both of you.

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Nahh, this guy’s cool. It was nice of him to offer to help in some way.

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It took him months to accept a connect request?🤔

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I check my linked in requests about once every 4 months.

Ok so I can't show thr video to respect his privacy but this is the message 😂😂 on second read he sounds like a nice guy

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McK3 - surprised you asked. I thought the #1 consultant skill is google search 😂

I think the “why he declined Goldman” is a pretty unique term. Plus adding in the others pretty much made it a top 3 result.

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