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Certified Bullshitter (CB) would definitely make for an accurate professional certification on my resume and provide clients with a realistic expectation of services
There’s a Chartered Management Consultant certification - but what good is it? Our jobs are too subjective, broad and non-standardized that it really doesn’t say much.
MBAs vary in quality, scope and tend to be more academic, used to get a foot in the door. Doesn’t really speak to professional competency.
How about an industry-normalized qual that you work through in parallel to your first 2-3 years on the job?
The questions will be like how do you handle a “pls fix” from a partner on a Friday evening
Other than bullshitting, what other central skills do we all share? How do we test them?
It's sad but you've a point.
Storylining, structuring, analysis etc. should be common skills.
Unfortunately they aren't - too many so-called consultants happy to have the likes of 'process diagram' as headline.