What are the funniest employee nicknames in your workplace?

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Jimmy Cocaine

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I need to know how this came about..... LOL

T-Bone ... we have a guy named George that insists on us calling him that .

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Yes, another beautiful reference 😂

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Squirt for the short girl in our office... jk

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You gave me an idea on how to tease my GF now

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Not when I’m working at KPMG but when I worked at chipotle during the summer I was called Potter because I looked like Harry Potter

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I WFH now so no nicknames really, but at my old job we’d start singing ‘the wanderer’ after this one guy appeared in our room and left, because he worked at the other side of the building and he was never at his desk. Real friendly guy though

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We called one guy “Peep” because he had short yellow hair like a baby chick, called another guy “Beaker” because he kinda looked like Beaker the Muppet, we called one guy Harry because his last name was Harrington, we called another guy “Big Oil” because he thought he was a big deal salesman, we called another guy Duke who’s name was Luke….

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Aretha Franklin

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Family Guy because he looks like Peter Griffin

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RawDog

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"babysick Roberts" or just "babysick" cause he had splodge on his shirt

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A broker from another shop introduced himself as “piggy” and insisted we call him to that

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Benedict Numberbatch for my CFO

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This question defeat the purpose of anonymity 😂

Porky Pig
Lex Luthor
Mr Saw a Ghost
Satan
Merlin
Woody
Elmer Fudd
Idiot
David Grohl's Sister
Uncle Fester
Mini Me Galecki
Piggly Wiggly
Rumple Thickskin
My 600 Pound Life
Cathy
The Penguin
Bluto
Megamind
Taylor Swift
Stepsister from Shrek
Like ya Cut G

Sounds like a trading desk haha

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Worked at a law firm and we called this one Partner “Golf Swag”. The course was his meeting location of choice and would always get golf wear swag from clients and vendors. ⛳️

Shmuck

Dr. Bumbles

If anyway wants a laugh jump over to instagram and find “therockdrive” couple of Kiwi radio hosts that get nicknames sent in to them and it is hilarious. You’ll get a good 20 mins worth of nicknames rattled off and their reasons behind them.

Crow Man... he had a PhD. In stats, 5-6 crow statues in his office, and would feed the birds in the parking lot everyday.

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