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Above is good. I’d just add that it also depends on circumstances. If you’re new, don’t go first and take cues from somebody else.
Hi everyone, I’m X, I’m responsible for Y, good to meet/see you all.
Agree with this. I say why I’m on this particular call (I manage X, so for this call I’ll be interested in details 1 2 3…”)
I usually recite the Patrick Bateman morning routine.
Usually ends up with whoever's on the call asking to grab drinks that night.
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...over to you Bob!
I tell them about my superpower and everyone after me tells theirs
I’m advance in martial arts (not many female black belts out there)
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Throw a fun fact
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Something like " I have a chief badge on the consulting bowl"
That’s awkward. Next time just move your mouth without making any noise so they think your mic dropped. And then look at them expectantly.
I could see how name and team are heard as short. Add one thing, one statement, whether about your role or, who knows, something only tangentially related to the topic.
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Hi guys, I'm X, next.
My turn offs are…