When Trump and his supporters are gone and defeated, we will remember which firms stood by him and which ones opposed him. An unjust law holds no authority. In times of darkness, the true allies reveal themselves. Long live the revolutionary spirit of Perkins Coie. ¡Viva la revolución!

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Hate to be the one to break the news to you, but when Trump's gone, JD Vance will be President.

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As time unfolded, people realized he was more right than wrong about covid and that Jan 6th was a political protest where a few people went too far.

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We are only 2 months into Trump admin and there is so much mental illness already. These 4 years are going to be amazing.

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For real, I'm watching MAGA turn into Maoist commies in real time. "Suffer for the glory of the state!" It's hilarious!

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Get back to outlook and word.

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Jokes on you, Litera bricked my computer

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First they came for that snake Comey, a leaking deep-state rat,
And I didn’t care—
I’m no rotten Democrat.

Then they came for that hack Letitia, a vindictive DEI AG with a grudge,
And I stayed silent—
I’m no crooked Democrat.

Then they came for that traitor Bolton, a war-hungry sellout with a book,
And I didn’t flinch—
I’m no spineless Democrat.

Then they didn’t come for me—
Because America was being liberated, and the real fight was just beginning.

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