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Anyone who puts “MBA” after their name. John Smith - MBA. MBA’s fine and all, but it’s not like an RN or CPA where you actually have to pass regulatory exams to earn it. (Full disclosure, I have an MBA. Account Manager - MBA)
While the notion of ninja anything is stupid and pretentious, there are operational accreditations/certifications as belts. So Six Sigma Green Belt or Black Belt are real things. No one is a Six Sigma ninja, but a Six Sigma or Lean Six Black Belt has meaning.
Connections
Disruptor 🤢
SVP, Futures
and
Digital Visionary
Did you just "cool story bro" me? Wow.
Hierophant of Algorithms
I’ve also seen Visual Empath.
Story do-er
“Associate” or “Junior” Executive [insert anything here]
I never understood why Associate art director is a title
Evangelists
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Digital anything
All those letter that don’t really describe a role like vp and svp
Every business intelligence person I've ever worked with has been a complete idiot. So if anyone has a business intelligence title I always think of them as a joke
talent management.
Chief Disruptor
Lmao "full stack marketer."
☝️How about Director? You're usually directing PowerPoint. And getting directed by VPs and SVPs!
Ahahaha yeah Chief Innovation Officer is a good one.
@zenith - cool story