An open letter to leadership,
It’s that time of year again. The debut of your Agency Wrap Up Sizzle. The time when you torture a couple creative teams, EAs, designers, editors and PMs for two weeks to make the sickest sizzle, mashing up our most forgettable :15s with photos of late nights in the office (RTO BABY!), forced happy hours and red-faced CCOs accepting awards, all set to a Kendrick song.

We don’t care about this sizzle. Please stop the madness.
xoxo your creative department

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