Best way to get fired without offending any coworkers. Just desperately trying to get out of a contract. 😥

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*YOU'RE NOT YOUR. WHY, FISHBOWL, WHY??! 😭

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I'd act like an adult and resign. This industry is too small to burn bridges

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That sucks... what office?

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There are multiple reasons why I'd want to leave... But maybe it just wasn't a good match to begin with. I have nothing against the agency, it might have possibly been a massive misunderstanding from the get go. I'm on a visa from another country too so my attachment's here a very minimal.

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Ps. R/GA rarely fires anyone (it happens but in rare/specific cases) so don't put your eggs in that basket. Resign.

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Have you tried discussing that you don't think things are working out?

Yeah, I wouldn't recommend getting fired as the better option in any situation

Say you got injured and needs to WFH. Clearly do not care about it, and book a trip to Thailand while avidly sharing the shit out of it on social media. Proceed to act with carelessness, go ahead and ignore/poorly reply to all those emails. Use the time you have between ladyboys and may tais (or both 😉) to look for another job. If your not fired by the time you're back, you'll likely have found a new job and with an exit walk worthy of a viral YouTube video. Good luck. I wish I could do that but I'm actually happy where I'm at 😐.

Or complete your contract and learn for next time. If you're on a work visa in the U.S., that's not an employment contract and you're free to resign. You'll forfeit your visa though, obviously.

Stop showering.

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