Clients don’t give a fuck if Emily the strategist backpacked Germany once or that Jim the account guy likes making wood fired artisanal pizzas in his spare time. Leave the bullshit out of the bios.

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Are you the person that has the attitude of “I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to work!”

Reminder, this is advertising, you’re really not that important.

A few talking points about your personal life help break the ice and find common ground with clients, especially when you are trying to form a relationship, network, or pitch new business.

There are way worse things people put in bios.

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Thighs?

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Every job I’ve got is because of my artisanal pizzas.

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You seem fun

Most people don’t put anything worth bonding over in their bios. I find hiking, kayaking, studies abroad a decade ago to be so predictable that I make an internal game out of it.

Yeah. But it makes the 5 minutes before the call starts a bit more bearable lol

The guy making artisanal pizzas has more useful skills than an account man/woman

News flash, no one cares about your skill sets either.

God forbid clients see us as human beings…

“My hobbies are business, client satisfaction, and being professional. Perhaps we can find an appropriate time to get a drink and further discuss.”

I had an agency head add that they spent their summers at their country club playing golf and … it certainly said something.

Who hurt you?

🤣 If you’re gonna do it, be honest. In my spare time, I like to scan streaming channels for something to watch but end up watching the same old movies over and over. Everyone needs a hobby.

You’ve obviously never tried Jim’s pizza.

HAHA I couldn't agree more.

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