Deloitte Holiday Party menu - mini dogs, potato chips, pizza bites, wings, shrimp hoagies....woah. Way to keep it classy (and healthy). 😵😵

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That sounds amazing to future drunk me. Perfect for getting people to actually eat instead of just drinking their faces off and avoiding the crudités. 😉

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I’ll share a little secret someone told me. Just because it is free it doesn’t mean you have to eat it. This applies to potlucks, lounges, airplanes, soup kitchens, and anywhere else with “complementary" food.

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Not gonna lie, I'm in my 30s, perfectly good at adulting and love to cook, but I hope I never grow out of wanting free food. Ever.

It's one of the reasons I married into a Filipino family. Mother in law loves me, and I love her lumpia.

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To D people - just be glad there’s a Christmas party! There was a time we didn’t have a party at all! But I did remember getting a Christmas present from the company - one year it was the mousepad & mouse and another year it was a set of 4 stemless wineglasses (of course , they were “branded” LOL)

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Everyone’s on here already complaining about gaining weight while traveling. Besides, the whole point is to drink your face off.

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I’d take lumpia over hot dogs 🌭

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Oh I know the game plan ... This is how the company subtly addresses the issue, hoping noobs will fill up on junk and not vomit all over. #goodluck

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Better than Austin holiday party menu of chips, queso, guac, rice, beans and chicken .. they even sent an email asking the vegetarians and vegans to make alternate arrangements before arriving at the event🙁

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Yeah, it was pretty terrible...and WTF with two drink tickets? And wine or beer only??? WTAF???

D3, that’s the entire office, and I’m not federal. 😝

Deloitte OP, not sure what office you’re in but our Xmas party is formal with quality food and at a restaurant on the water

D3. Take me to your partyyyyy 😩 I’m from one of the biggest offices

Couldn’t have been worse than SF

The wine was equally bad.

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