Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?


It’s fine tho, he woke up

How is the job stability in Tesltra India How many employees work in India?
I was interviewed by people from Infosys, not sure how did they interview me for Telstra job. Any idea on these points ?

Hi going to come across $120k after selling off a rental property. What would you all advice on investing this money on . I am on H1b visa , just a FYI .

Hi Sharks,

I am a product owner and want to learn all aspects of product management and to transition as a product manager in leading Tech firms. I had completed my engineering and mba but never worked as a software engineer. I started my career in sales and am now working as a PO. So I lack technical knowledge as well. Can some experienced product manager guide me and PPL like me here on this fish bowl a step by step plan to achieve this goal. What courses we can join, what books to read

9/26 check-in: Happy Monday, y’all! What are your plans for today?

For me- treadmill and triceps.

Hi there, can any provide the pay ranges for say L9, L10 etc at TD? Thanks!

Anyone Boston next week?

I'm SVP/strategy for a PR agency. I moved into PR, Healthcare, and Strategic Planning only 3 years ago. An agency recruiter is trying to convince me to move into a GSVP account role, assuring me "at that level it's all strategy." (I dont think she understands the words she's using. Or that I'm qualified). But long-term, knowing account roles are so much more plentiful than brand planning in PR, I'm wondering if I should start thinking about account. Anyone here moved from strategy to account?

What is the salary range for senior tax analyst in ey

I had two interviews with two people at different companies and each time the interviewer had their camera off stating that they are having connection issues. Is that acceptable for candidates to do?

How was everyone’s mental health and well-being been since this pandemic? Any discoveries you made about yourself or your loved ones?

I know recruiters ghost all the time - but it feels especially cruel right now. How fucking hard is it to say “we’ve gone in a different direction.” Want to tell one of them off so badly.

I made the switch to in house and omg it’s so slow. I knew it’d be a bit slower than agency but I accomplish less in a month than I used to in a day. Is this how all in house jobs are or has anyone found a faster pace in house gig?

Are the standards for what makes a black man or woman an attractive person for a potential relationship or marriage material the same for white men or women? Do we judge all 4 groups (black man, black woman, white man, white woman) the same?

Got promoted to Senior Associate but imposter syndrome is kicking in. Any advice for gaining the competency to perform at the level required?

Hi fishes,
My LWD is 18th July and I chose vendor pickup for my assets(expected pickup is 10th July).
Is there any limitation or chances of facing issues on Not having laptop with me(for other exit clearances).
Also it would be great if someone can give guidance on exit clearances as I'm worried that I will miss out something.
TIA.

I am new to wipro..expected salary for Feb month.. Where can I see salary slip.

WIPRO, #WIPRO

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.