Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?


It’s fine tho, he woke up

What is the salary bump between public accounting firm in midwest? Do RSM or Grant Thornton offer signing bonus to experienced hire?

Can some one refer me to a position at FIS Global, I have the job ID.

That snickers commercial was amazing so far my fav. We should feed the world a snickers

Best - Jeep/Rocket Mortgage (Mamoa)
Worst - Olay/ Michelob Missed OP - Coke Energy (really odd)

3.5 years out of school, 2400 billable hours last year in TRS and just got promoted. what kind of year end compensation should I be expecting? Bonus and new salary

Male, 24

It is that time in life for me to buy new socks - not work socks, just every day socks. I prefer low / no show. Don't want to break my bank but also want socks that'll last.

Recommendations appreciated! Thanks in advance!!

I have a JP Morgan code interview happening soon for a data science position. Anything I should know before I get started?

Anyone go from SaaS / licensing sales to services (strategy & implementation) sales?

I'm thinking of moving from large cap tech to large cap consultancy firm to help build the resume and round out my experience. I enjoy and do well in licensing, but I'm fairly young in my career (<6 years) and received a great offer to make the move.

Big fan of the org and team I'll be joining as well.

Thanks!!

TC ~$300K

Hello fishes,
I have been offered From Persistent system with 90% hike and some joining bonus.
I am still awaiting offer from Capgemini as I have cleared interviews and completed documentation there too.
My question is should wait for Capgemini's offer? As they haven't been responsive to any of my mode of communication.
While as Persistent has been responsive and offered a good deal..let me know ur thoughts

How do you answer “annual compensation requested”? I’ve passed all my CPA parts and one year of tax experience but I don’t want to lowball myself or seem like I’m asking for too much

Any idea about jobs in Bangalore for mechanical engineers?

How long does it take for PwC to send out rejection email? I interviewed with the team like a month ago, the recruiter called me the next day and told me that congrats, everyone likes me and told that they were working on my official offer. 3 weeks later, nothing. I followed up 3 times already and got the answer that I should expect to hear by the end of the week. My last follow up email, no response lol. Should I just move on now?

Hi Fishes,

Any idea about Group lead salary in PAS ?

What is Bain’s I&D group like?

Losing hair really badly!!! :( I dont know if its the thyroid meds or just pregnancy. I'm currently 13 weeks. Any recommendations? I'm doing the hair oil stuff but that will take time.

Thoughts from any insiders at havas? Is there appetite for good work, how has the agency adjusted to COVID, are there any new openings on accounts?

How is work culture in S&P Global platts segment for Software Engineer II role?
And weekends may not be on Saturday and Sunday?

Anyone interested in property (land ) purchase in Group..

Contact me if interested:
9604060922

What is the salary range of Senior 3/Associate Manager at EY GDS?

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww