Fuck Zoom meetings. There, I said it.

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Brave.

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Much brave

Better than a Teams meeting.

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I’ll take a zoom meeting over an open office floor plan / walk in closet as a meeting room any day.

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So brave

Big if true

Someone had to finally say it.

FINALLY!!!!

So soon??

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