How I expect my male coworkers to look like back in the office.

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I don’t think they would have a professional curl job like that. 😂

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I need a Wilson in my life.

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Lol you think we’re actually going to be in office anytime soon

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No but I already look like this and I suspect i’m not alone. We’ll prob look like gandalf the grey in a few more months.

Brave of you to assume my wife didn’t cut my hair

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My wife cuts my hair, but my beard makes me look a bit like Tormund Giantsbane at this point. My beard is red, but hair be brown.

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If that’s going to be the location of the office, I am ready. Look at the positives.

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My hair has not been this long since high school

And heavier!

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PSA Supermarket Sweep is on Netflix

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My gf is better than me in every way. I don’t look half bad but she’s absolutely gorgeous - turns heads when we’re out. She works at MBB. She’s ambitious and has a kind, loving heart (cont’d)

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Anyone knows what happened to the flu?

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What’s everyone watching on Netflix now 🧐

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Does accounting pay well? And what are the skills needed / what does your work week look like? This bowl made me realize I know nothing about this industry as I don’t know any accountants and went to liberal arts undergrad, but it seems pretty big from what I can tell.

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