It's 5 am and there is a guy wearing sunglasses at LGA. Either you're a) high, b) a vampire, c) corey hart, or d) a douche. My money is on d.

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Well it's 6 am now and I see a lady wearing shades! I'm gonna go with a!

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Those things aren't mutually exclusive, though. <feverishly starts writing Corey Hart vampire screenplay>

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Or he got lasik

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Just say'n - don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no... 🦇

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He just came out from a party in midtown. I would vote a.

Ha! When I was in college, my mom worked holidays for extra Christmas/Sticking stuffer money at a local department store. Corey Hart came in, wearing sunglasses at night, and my mom recognized him. They had a laugh over it.

Once again, I have the most awesome Mom, ever. Also, she loves the FB anecdotes I share!

My money is on Uncle D :)

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Larry David said it best "there are only two types of people who wear sunglasses inside, blind people and douche bags!"

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