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Hey I personally can’t wait until we start referring to marriages as a “synergy of romance leading to strategic merger of life objectives.” And AI generated posts about how you can only use romantic partners as investment opportunities 🤡

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I've seen those posts about weddings, even added them here. It's disgusting

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Just go on The League dating app. It’s like Tinder and LinkedIn had a baby.

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Got any invites?

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I have seen bikini shots and vogue-style photo shoots posted in LinkedIn from Tech Managers!! For crying out loud

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This is motivating me lol 😆

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Married to the job, bay-bay

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That’s true

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I can’t believe that

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M1 have you ever heard of the Doppler/Dahmer Effect?

Lmaooo

Yet to date one from LinkedIn lol 😆

But you can’t post “thirst trap” photos on LinkedIn 💁🏽‍♀️

Mine too, so I’m still a little shook over your bikini pics you’ve seen.

Ewww, no.

This was bound to happen at some point.

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“You are lucky that I’m talking to you right now” - is this type of response too cocky ?

Where do you stay up to date in the best ideas from the industry?

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At work do you ever describe who you’re dating without using gender specific pronouns just to avoid finding out if a co-worker is going to act weird about it? Lol

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Anyone around Chicago and suburbs for general merriment and dating. 32 M, tall and a fit built

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So, this is a little awkward, but I recently moved to SD for a fresh start, and honestly, I love this city. My problem is I have been more of a homebody since I moved here and I'm a little intimidated to go out and meet people because I don't feel like I fit in here. I am overweight and this city is full of active, and attractive people. I guess I am wondering what my experience would be if I got out more? I feel like people look at me when I'm in public because I stand out due to my size.

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Signed up for a matchmaking service a couple months ago after getting tired of the apps. And while I’ve been underwhelmed with their process so far, I finally have my first match date this weekend. Haven’t been on a date since pre-pandemic. And never been on a true blind date like this. Wish me luck.

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Anyone up for a chat? M here looking for M 😛

Welcome, friends! I created this community to meet others in the city during these strange times.

This will primarily serve as a safe space to meet friends. If your vibe is more on the dating end, that's fine too.

Let's be kind, inclusive, and respectful. I've already met some of you in person, looking forward to meet more folks here!

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Hi there!!

🥰🥰
I just want to say that I'm queer and married, in a Cis-hetero passing relationship 🤭

Do we have to talk about dating like all the time?

Can't we talk about other stuff? Like promoting THE AGENDA (jk)

No, but FR let's talk about being open and accepted in the workplace? How did you do that? How (un) friendly is the work environment?

Thankyaaaaaaaalll 😘😘😘

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Nice try Accenture.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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