Overheard in San Francisco:
“Disruption is my kale."

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I hate everything about that statement.

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Jesus Christ.

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Overrated and generally useless?

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Barf

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OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

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“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
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“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

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"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

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