Sitting on FB next to the wife in bed.. I hate this life.............. In way smaller font.... (I secretly love this shit)

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My wife isn't a fan either....I try to not be too blatant about being on here too long when I'm home, but it's consultant crack

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Right? My wife gets so pissed but whatever.

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@SC1 I would never cheat on her. I understand without her..... I would just be a road warrior and have no home.

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lol my wife just fell asleep so I went downstairs to my living room for my crack...

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I'm sitting next to my cat. He's busy grooming

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I think that we all are...

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Exactly.

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Oh, my husband has met people from FB is real life. Hilarious. Consultant crack- good one!

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Tell me more about this grooming cat EY 1...

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PwC 3- my cat is a little prince and I'm his loyal subject / servant. Must be fun being a cat. Eat, sleep, groom, sleep more, eat, repeat.

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I read her the stuff

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She liked everything but the cheating on the road stuff

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I am sitting next to my sleeping husband!

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I'm not the only one who's addicted!! Lmao

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