Ugh, I don't enjoy updating my portfolio. Why can't clients just trust that I'm an amazing writer? lol

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I feel you. Imagine being art director, it has to be well designed too

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Oh believe me no one reads the copy unless it's well art directed, even in a writer's portfolio.

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😂 it took me a whole year last year to update. It’s a pain in the ass

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I know! I hate spending that much time on a project I am not getting paid for and I don't love reading my past work.

I feel you!

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Can you pay someone else to do most of the updating for you?

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It’s the reason why I didn’t trust my ex saying she was being faithful — liars everywhere.

Wow, that got dark

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