Walking into the bar with athletic shorts and flip flop, no f*cks given

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^its the same conversion as Schrute bucks to Stanley nickels

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Do it in a Michelin 3 star, then I give it mad props

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I was literally just in a hooters wearing the same thing

Are f*cks given the same as these internet points for FB posts? Can someone translate the currency here? Where can I trade in my f*ck points for a stuffed animal?

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@M1, to know the conversion rate, it's the same as unicorns to leprechauns

Exactly!

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