What do you do as soon as you get flashed by a random stranger online? Write an inspiring post on LinkedIn of course!

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But what if I want to show her my 🥔 ?

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Save it for your urologist, cowboy.

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She is right about it's not hers to hold

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This comment deserves an award 🥇

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I bet this is 100% 🧢 like all the other linkedin posts

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That never happened lol

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I'm sure it did. People are trash.

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I’ll take “things that never happened for $500”

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Oh, my sweet summer child...

Indeed cringe but so funny

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Anyone can just book her calendar???? What kind of a flesh weirdness is that?

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Some people, usually freelancers, put a Calendly link in their LinkedIn profile, in case a prospective client wants to schedule an exploratory call. In this case, the briefing was rather more revealing than anticipated.

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I used to work the night shift for an insurance company and pervs would call occasionally to sex talk to us. They would hang up if a man answered, but considering the staff was 98% female, they had good odds of getting women. I believe this happened because we have a lot of pervs in this world. It is all about the shock value for the perv. For some reason, they thought since they dialed through all the numbers and push this and that, that we couldn't see their phone numbers. When we would read their number to them and tell them we would send the cops, they were off the line like lightening. Pervy, but not smart.

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I feel like being gay just adds another layer of difficulty while trying to date in consulting.

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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He didn't want me to leave lol

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Any kind soul willing to let me bum off their becker 🤓 mines expired and Wiley is well... not good

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Why is it so difficult to find a decent man...

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The post bragging about personal finance achievements are getting me more irritated than the career achievement brags

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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How many job titles and hashtags is too many?

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Nice try Accenture.

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Maybe nobody else is in the office early because this helmet is too annoying to be around?

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