What do you think of this on the plane/at the client site?

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Let me list the reasons why this thing is awesome:

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@SC1 - after hours of research, I’ve concluded my list of zero is correct.

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Also an effective form of birth control when anyone sees you wearing that in public and stays far away from you

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Blocks out all the haters

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It’s a trap!

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Looks incredibly comfortable!

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Laugh all you want but they’re incredible

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Just ordered 7.

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