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None of the above works because you would still have your phone with you to email them to give them a heads up prior to the call. If it was just you and the client, I would just apologize to the client and tell them that you ran into a personal issue and missed the call and offer times to reschedule, without details as to what the personal issue caused it. If it were with other members of the firm and they handled it and ask then I would just tell them that I was caught up with work and completely missed the outlook alert, unless it was a veeery early call in which case I would probably not say anything unless they ask, because they probably know that I overslept and if they ask I’d just say I had a late night, was too tired and unfortunately missed my alarm. Like we’re adults and no one died, what is the point of creating a dog ate my homework story.
Job interview went over.
Coach
You were on a call with a more important, more valued client
Coach
COVID
Mentor
Thanks for your patience, our system was down, and I was unable to access my calendar/phone book.
Pooped your pants. It’s believable and no one is going to push back.
Coach
It works. I told a cop who pulled me over for speeding I had diarrhea and he let me go
Coach
Was at urgent care.
Enthusiast
Blame Trump
Coach
The old “thanks Obama” works too
Power outage after you went to bed, so phone never charged and died, so alarm could not go off on phone. I feel like I am in 5th grade typing this
Coach
You thought the call was scheduled for a different day
Just say sorry.
Fire alarm in your building and didn’t bring your phone. This actually happened to me a few times in a building with shitty wiring/repeated basement fires.
Haha I actually used this once
Coach
Saved a grandma
Coach
Was making love and lost track of time
Mentor
Bc you ain’t “no minute man” or don’t like em
Always keep it vague. Say a personal matter came up and can we reschedule. 9/10 times they won't remember anyway
Subject Expert
Family member medical emergency?
Coach
I have another one. My (insert pet name) had to go to the vet.
The vet seems legitimate. It’s the puppy play dates that get me every time (I’ve actually seen someone use this excuse before)
Subject Expert
Partner in charge didn’t call and wake me up.
Got hit by a car
Mentor
If they freak out, say not to worry—it was just in the metaverse. But you had to emotionally recover from it
The overwhelming stress and anxiety of your big law job left you in a daze contemplating life, and by the time you snapped out of it you realized you missed the meeting but billed for it anyways.