What’s the best excuse you’ve heard for being late to a team meeting?

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“I honestly can’t sit through 30 minutes of Mark talking so I’ll likely be at least 10 minutes late” - a ballsy coworker from a past life who sent this to all attendees, including Mark

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😂 I've had coworkers say something similar about a colleague but never in an email to the person. We just usually plan to go late together when said person is at the top of the agenda.

Not late, but once had a client no show for a meeting because he had just been indicted by the feds

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This was years ago before I worked at BCG. I was at a Big 4 firm and we were supporting a company going through a high profile earnings restatement. Essentially, we had to work with each part of the business to collect and document all of the income statement adjustments. They had done some pretty egregious stuff, like book all revenue from a multi year contract in the quarter it was signed.

Long story short, we spent several weeks documenting everything for each BU and then were supposed to get the BU leader’s sign off on the relevant package. I distinctly remember the sign off meeting being scheduled for 3PM and getting an urgent call from his assistant at like 215 saying we need to reschedule. I said ‘ok, but this is important - corporate has a deadline tomorrow. When can we reschedule?’ Her hurried response was ‘I don’t know if Jim will be available any time soon. I’ll get back to you’ and hung up

Around 5pm, news story came out that 4 execs were indicted for fraud and I don’t think he ever returned to the company.

The best part was the partner not reacting at all to the indictment, but yelled at me for not getting the sign off by the deadline

Another “meeting” ran over

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Burying a bird that ran into her window. Getting stuck in the elevator.

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“This meeting is too early and it clashes with my breakfast timing. I have to eat my breakfast, otherwise I’ll be grouchy during the meeting.”

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