Y’all I split my pants in the office and feel trapped. SOS.

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Do you have a jacket you can tie around your waist? Can you Instacart yourself a pair of pants to the office and have a colleague go get them for you?

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I struggled with that. I may just go home

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Ummm I once had to staple my pants inseam in the office...🙈🙈🙈

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Oh no, I'm sorry! This happened to me, too, after gaining some weight!

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Better than shitting your pants at least

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No trusted friend in the office to help you out?

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Nordstrom delivers. If you are within a half hour drive to one, try calling and seeing if they will prioritize you (offer a giant tip)

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No closet in your office? First associate rule is to always keep a spare suit in the office. It is te week before Christmas anyways, hardly anyone in the office. You are good.

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We are in the digital age I only keep a spare jacket and shirt… no pants. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Wrap a jacket around your bottom and just be like that until you go home

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Omg.... What you finna do? I'm so sorry

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I’m about to wrap this thing around my waist and teleport out like a power ranger.

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Call someone to bring you pants or ask if there’s duct tape somewhere from building maintenance

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Y’all I just basic instinct a partner

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Oh no, am sorry!! Let us know how it all turned out!

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We must know how this ends!!

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OP this is hilarious 😂 but I’m really sorry that happened to you. I hope she offered you some help or something

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